Okay so it’s been a while since I have done a top 25 of something. I decided to do Spongebob, just because he’s popular and let’s face it; everyone has seen at least one episode of him. When he first came on I was a little skeptical and it took me quite a while to actually like him. I think I finally started watching the show around 2005, I know it was after the movie. But I started to like this show after I realized how much fun it was, it is one of the zaniest shows out there and for that I really like it. Squidward is my favorite though, just the way he goes about his life makes me laugh. But instead of me saying all this stuff, why don’t I just begin with number 25 to 12 and then a part two will be up in a few weeks. So here we go.

25. Spongebob Vs. The Patty Gadget.
This one is fairly new so it hasn’t been shown much. It’s a shorter episode, probably only about five or six minutes in length. Basically it’s about Spongebob in a race to outdo a patty gadget that can whip up Krabby Patties faster. What I love about it is the fact that it’s all done in rhyme so the jokes are silly but fun to listen to. It reminds me a lot of Dr. Seuss. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it.

24. Rock Bottom
This one is a classic and probably one of the first episodes I sat down and watched. This is the one where Spongebob misses the bus home and gets stuck in another place called Rock Bottom. What I love about this episode is how Spongebob tries to get straight answers from people and they don’t understand his accent because he doesn’t make fart noises with his tongue. So he has to ask the question all over again with the accent. What I also love about this is how no matter how hard Spongebob tries to get on the bus; it just doesn’t work out for him. Even when he acts like a bench.

23. Krusty Krab Training Video
Narrator: And now we go behind the scenes to the front line, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the industry, the customer or as we say around here the Krustomer
Patrick: Who said that are you a ghost?
Narrator: like precious, precious blood in an animal, the customer is what makes the Krusty Krab strong and alive
Patrick: Squidward your ceiling is talking to me!
Squidward: Are you gonna order something or make friends with the paneling.
Just that quote right there makes that episode. I love how dumb Patrick is and it’s a fun episode that makes fun of training videos.

22. The Secret Box
Spongebob: Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone the secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets...secretly.
Patrick: *drools*
LOL Wut! Just the scene where Spongebob breaks into Patrick’s house is hilarious with all the sound effects. And I love how you just want to know what’s in the box and when Spongebob opens it he finds it’s only a piece of string. But apparently Patrick is smarter than that and pulls the string after Spongebob leaves to reveal a picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party. Thus proving a suspicion Spongebob made earlier.

21. Sleepy Time
Sandy: Not a parakeet, Para-(falls into clam manure)-medic
I like this one because of all the examples of dreams that Spongebob’s friends have. Especially Gary’s, I love the poem he reads which I believe goes like this “There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed of eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to discover his dream had come true.” But one thing I did not get was the fact that Pearl, Mr. Krabs daughter, got angry at him for visiting her dream. He didn’t do anything wrong like he did with the others. I guess she wanted to go along with the crowd like everyone else.

20. Enemy-in-Law
Plankton: This delectable creature is your mother?
Krabs: This no good conniving chiseler is your date
Spongebob: And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.
Krabs: Spongebob!
No list can be without an episode with Plankton. And this one is one of my favorites just because Plankton apparently does not go after his own species. He falls in love with Mr. Krabs mother and hilarity ensues. I just love how Krabs tries to get those two to split up and how Plankton first tries to get mrs. Krabs attention with all the different gadgets that seem to scare her more than get her interested.

19. No Weenies Allowed
Fish: Way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!!!!!!
This episode would be higher on the list if they would have edited the ending. In the end it ends with Spongebob and Sandy in the hospital and the doctor asking Spongebob what happened. Spongebob exclaims that he went into the Salty Spittoon and slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boos. The doctor thinks about how he calls his injuries boo boos and tells him that he should go to weenie hut general hospital and it ends from there. If I were them I would have ended where Spongebob asks what happened and Sandy exclaimed that he ran inside and slipped on an ice cube. Yeah just a random nitpicks but one that always bugs me every time I watch it. Still I love the fake fight Patrick somehow does in front of Reggie while Spongebob wonders what the hell is going on.

18. Something Smells.
Patrick: Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Spongebob makes a special sundae with onions and Ketchup, and everything goes bad for him. Patrick thinks it’s because he is ugly because everyone runs away from him. So SpongeBob apologizes to everyone about his ugliness before they all run away. Yeah that’s all I have to say about it, it’s just silly.

17. Imitation Krabs
Plankton: remember Spongebob, Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuloni
I usually get this title confused with Krab Borg since both involve robots. This one though is by far the funnier of the two. Plankton makes a robot Mr. Krabs and sneaks in to get the Krabby patty formula. Only to have Spongebob make him do a variety of bizarre secret passwords before he can get it. I also like how the robot has a self destruct mechanism with just the insertion of a penny.

16. Krusty Towers
Mr. Krabs decides to turn the Krusty Krab into a hotel. What I love about this is how Squidward is the one who gets back at them by quitting his job and returning as a guest. Remember the plaque that said “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request” Squidward takes advantage of the sign and makes them change his room several times. He also asks for a swimming pool in his room and cookies just like mom used to make. This prompts Spongebob and Mr. Krabs to run out and kidnap Squidwards mother. There is a great screw the audience joke where it seems like Mr. Krabs is beating her into the trunk only to realize that it’s just the cookies in a sack while Mrs. Squidward tries to help them close the trunk. And then Squidwards response to the cookies “Just like mom use to make, oh well too bad mom wasn’t a good cook” The ending isn’t bad either, Spongebob and Squidward now have to attend medical school after Mr. Krabs learns you can make great money working at a hospital

15. Suds.
Patrick: I knew a guy who knew a guy who went to the hospital once. You had to sit in a waiting room and read old magazines.
Another early episode that I just love every time I watch it. Just because Patrick is such a barnacle head, he acts like a doctor and plugs up SpongeBob’s holes causing him to get bigger and making him feel worse. I love how it ends with the real life hand squeezing the suds right out of Spongebob to make him feel better. And Patrick claiming he has the suds too, only to get a much worse treatment involving being scraped against a cactus and cleaning a toilet.

14. Just One Bite.
Squidward: Good for you?!?! That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
Spongebob: No Squidward, I meant good for your soul
Squidward: Oh please I have no soul (Evil music plays in the background)
Remember that facial expression that Spongebob gives to Squidward when he realized that Squidward now likes Krabby Patties? Yeah a little reason why I love this episode. But still its great how Squidward can’t control himself to stop. And how Spongebob does not figure it out until near the end, I love it when Squidward gets all wacky like that.

13. Rock a Bye Bivalve
SpongeBob: uhhhh…..?
Patrick: Uhhhhh……
Time card: uhhhhh……
I love the time cards and this one makes me laugh every time. Seeing Patrick and Spongebob act like parents is a very silly idea and kind of a bad one now that there are tons of people shipping them together in fanfiction. Don’t believe me go on over to that website and take a peek, they are so wrong. But still this is a cute episode too; I love how Spongebob is all a devoted parent while Patrick acts like a regular neglectful dad. “ha ha he hit him on the head with a coconut!!!”

12. Squilliam Returns
Mr. Krabs: Run for your lives, it’s the appetizer!!
Now this is a memorable episode. My favorite scene of all time is where Squidward walks back into the Krusty Krab with his enemy Squilliam to discover that Spongebob had redecorated. They all looked like real gasping fish, it was great. I loved how Spongebob could not remember his name after Squilliam asked for it and how Mr. Krabs kept playing on the world’s smallest violin. Too bad Squilliam discovered Squidwards secret at the end, it would have been nice for him to get something good for once.

Okay so yeah its been a while since the journals have been this long. So yeah theres my first list. Part two will be up in about two weeks or less. For those in America, have a wonderful Thanksgiving, I apparently have to work but I am gonna try to beg that day off. hee hee


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